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I wish I would have the same name as some obscure star of a super-cool blaxploitation film, or some semi-famous pro basketball player from the mid-70's...

My name would be included in some dope Beastie Boys track, and then, whenever that song came on at a party or a bar or whatever, everybody would look at me after the line about how the Beastie Boys were "fresher than a pair of (my name here)'s purple high-top Chuck Taylors."

I would just kind of look around, slowly nodding my head, and I'd be all like: "Yup."

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I'm such a dork.

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***looking around, slowly nodding my head***

Yup.

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